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Didn’t I say you shouldn’t have come?
”HEY BILBO I DON’T THINK YOU’RE A PUSSY ANYMORE, HAVE THE MOST EPIC AND FABULOUS BROHUG EVER TO GRACE THE FACE OF MIDDLE EARTH”
And that’s how that shit went down
(via justanotherhiddlestoner)
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If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.
ZOMFGGGGG I WANT TO SQUEEZE IT
(via deanwhiskeychester)
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Unexpectedly hot dwarves made me choke on my popcorn.
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We’ve all been there Bilbo.
Thorin is the king of the Dwarves and the party.
And the king of brohugs.
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THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Thats right!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
(via ineffableconstellations)
